Your Highness, I Gotta Watch My Figure

Your Majesty, I really need to keep an eye on my weight. From what I’ve seen in stories, everyone who travels through time ends up looking stunningly attractive. But my situation is completely unfair! Back in the present day, I was considered gorgeous, but after this unexpected journey through time, I’ve somehow turned into someone with serious weight issues. It’s not just disappointing—it’s downright frustrating. How could this happen when all the fictional characters get perfect makeovers? Instead of the glamorous transformation I expected, I’m stuck dealing with this unexpected physical change. The irony is almost too much to bear. Here I was hoping for a fairy tale ending, and instead I got this ridiculous twist of fate. It’s like the universe played the cruelest joke on me possible. Why couldn’t I at least keep my original appearance? This isn’t how time travel was supposed to work at all.