Cultivation Chat Group

One ordinary afternoon, Song Shuhang found himself mistakenly added to an eccentric online group filled with individuals suffering from extreme Xianxia delusions. The members referred to one another as “fellow cultivators,” adopting grandiose titles like Sect Leader, Cave Lord, Immortal Master, or Celestial Sage. Even the group admin’s runaway pet, a dog ominously named Demon King Hound, had mysteriously vanished. Their daily discussions revolved around alchemy, exploring hidden realms, and exchanging martial arts insights. After silently observing for months, Shuhang suddenly made a shocking discovery—every single person in the chat was an actual practitioner of cultivation, wielding earth-shaking powers and lifespans stretching across millennia. These weren’t just roleplayers; they were genuine beings capable of toppling mountains and evaporating oceans with a mere thought. The absurdity of their conversations masked an unbelievable reality.