Doujima-Kun Won’T Be Disturbed

That idiot Doujima never leaves me alone, always plopping himself beside me with that vacant stare. There’s no way his mind isn’t filled with disgusting ideas—I just know it! Before I realize it, my thoughts start wandering too… Huh? Me?! Absolutely not, I wasn’t imagining anything like that! Stop putting weird thoughts in my head, you absolute moron! Why do I even bother with someone so clueless? Ugh, just looking at his dumb face makes me want to scream. He probably doesn’t even realize how annoying he is, sitting there day after day without a single word. Sometimes I wonder if he’s even capable of complex thoughts at all. This is so frustrating—why can’t he just leave me alone? But the worst part is how my stupid brain keeps making up ridiculous scenarios. Stop it! This is all his fault for being such a creep!