my Sect's Senior Disciple Has a Hole in His Brain

The top disciple of my sect seems to have a few screws loose, leading to wildly entertaining mishaps. Dong Fang Xian Yun finds himself reborn as the senior brother of the Care-free sect, but his thoughts revolve around one thing—avoiding death at the hands of the so-called “protagonist.” His bizarre behavior leaves his fellow disciples utterly confused as he dodges every dangerous situation with ridiculous antics. Whether it’s stumbling into trouble or narrowly escaping fate, his nonsensical actions keep everyone guessing. The more he tries to steer clear of disaster, the more absurd his methods become. His juniors can’t decide if he’s a genius or completely deranged. Every attempt to stay alive only digs him deeper into hilarious misunderstandings. The sect’s elders watch in bewilderment as their prized disciple weaves through life like a man possessed. His unpredictable nature turns even the simplest tasks into chaotic escapades. No one knows what he’ll do next, but one thing’s certain—it won’t make any sense.