The Correct Way To Catch Pet Waifus

“What?! The pets from my mobile game turned into real people and started living in my house one after another?!” Seventeen-year-old Zhu Zero, a hardcore gamer with zero interest in the real world, was just minding his own business collecting digital waifus in a questionable knockoff of Pokémon Go when—bam!—a naked girl materialized out of nowhere. She claims to be a virtual pet from the game, insisting she has to stay at Zhu’s place to help him gather in-game items. Before he knows it, more and more of his game’s characters come to life as actual pet girls, filling his home with an assortment of suspiciously underage-looking lolis. Seriously, how’s a guy supposed to focus on gaming with all this going on?